I got tagged by Sherida when she did this silly survey thingy, so I think that means I have to fill it out as well. But it doesn't mean I have to cooperate.
A - Available/Single? Well I am single, but to say I'm available is to imply I'm actively searching with a "this space for rent" sign hanging under my arm which is not the message I wish to convey at this current moment in time.
B - Best Friend? His first name is Josh, I just haven't decided what his last name is yet.
C - Cake or Pie? I'm rather fond of pi. Whenever dumb surveys ask me to pick a number, I always go with pi. It's also a pretty good movie.
D - Drink of Choice? Milk.
E - Essential Item You Use Everyday? Oxygen.
F - Favorite Color? Navy blue.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms? Well, Gummy Bears was a fun TV show, but I think I would find it silly now that I'm older. On the flipside, Worms is a very fun game, and it's hard not to like a game with weapons such as the super sheep, old woman, priceless Ming vase, and of course, the holy hand grenade. I'm going with Worms.
H - Hometown? Lincoln, IL, Kokomo, IN, Madang, PNG, Duncanville, TX. Take your pick.
I - Indulgence? I don't believe in indulgences. You cannot buy grace.
J - January or February? It's always bugged me the way February is spelled, so I'll go with January.
K - Kids & Their Names? I don't have any goats.
L - Life Is Incomplete Without? Death and Taxes.
M - Marriage Date? November 31.
N - Number Of Siblings? 2.
O - Oranges or Apples? You want me to compare colors to computers? Why don't I just get an orange Apple computer and have the best of both worlds?
P - Phobias/Fears? Phobophobia.
Q - Favorite Quote? You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but please don't pick your friend's nose.
R - Reason to Smile? A smile is an emotional response. Reason has nothing to do with it.
S - Season? Pepper or cinnamon.
T - Tag Three People? Abraham Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledenschlittercrasscrenbonfriediggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnurnburgerbratwustlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberaberschonendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
U - Unknown Fact About Me? If I tell you, it won't be unknown now will it?
V - Vegetables You Don't Like? Jr. Asparagus. His voice is annoyingly high, and he's way too sensitive when it is suggested he is wearing cheese on his head.
W - Worst Habit? Misinterpreting questions.
X - X-rays You've Had? The dentist told me he took x-rays of my teeth, but I have to take his word for it.
Y - Your Favorite Food? Pure, unadulterated dark chocolate
Z - Zodiac Sign? Watch for falling rocks.
There we go. I have discharged my duties to the worst of my abilities.
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